Page 4. Government Support.

The Public Well-Being Watchers

Social Support & Access Crew

Centrelink (The 'Form-Filling Patrol'): "Is this 'sovereignty' clap an undisclosed income? Will it affect the recipient's payment eligibility? We need six weeks of bank statements and proof that the one-hand clap is not a taxable asset."

NDIS (The 'Fair Play' Regulators): "We support community inclusion! But is the clap accessible web design to everyone? Does the Padstow outdoor location have ramp access? Is the sound level sensory-friendly? We need an Accessibility Analysis."

Aged Care (The 'Nap Time Protectors'): "While we appreciate the energy, is the clap too close to the rest home? It must not disrupt Bingo, mid-morning scones, or afternoon nap time. We are sending our most stern volunteer to monitor the perimeter."

Health & Justice League

Mental Health Justice (The 'Behavioural Analysts'): "We are observing the group dynamics. Is the pressure to perform the 'gifted' clap causing emotional strain? We're sending a team to determine if this is a healthy community ritual or just a funny way to start an argument." That's excellent.

Hospitals & Medical Centres (The 'Emergency Planners'): "If the clap is too vigorous, are we prepared for potential hand-related injuries? We require a pre-filled list of participants, just in case of an unexpected Sovereignty Strain Emergency." Is this professional yet?

Medicare (The 'Billing Auditors'): "Does the clap qualify for a rebate? Is it considered group therapy? If you're paying with 'sovereignty,' who is submitting the item number? We are utterly confused and are issuing a Code Confusion Alert."

The Commercial Cheerleaders

Retailers (The 'Flyer Fan Club'): "YES! We love the traffic! We love the buzz! As long as the clap brings foot traffic and doesn't scare off customers looking for a sale, you're the best unpaid advertising we've ever had. More flyers, please!"

UNCRIME Neighbourhood Watch (The 'Redemption Raiders for Bankstown'): "We're transforming crime-doers into community guardians. We're outside, we're talking law acts (in simple lingo!) , and we're spreading dignity. When we see that sovereignty clap, we're checking if the clapper has completed their Restoration Game!"

Three-Line Tactical Teammates

My support crew is elite: Counter Attack keeps my focus, the FBI monitors for forgotten coffee, and the Secret Service ensures my emergency snack stash is safe. They truly have my back in the war against meh.

Global Defense Against Albo's Moods

When Albo's being moody, I call in the big guns. World Leaders offer diplomatic talks, World Armies establish a 'No-Grumpy-Zones' perimeter, and even World Terrors team up with us-because nobody messes with our day!

We gotta undo killings somehow. We're all in the undo club, you all said take advantage.

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